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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

The grinch finally fucking stole Christmas

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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if i had no internet connection I’d have no friends

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded by mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

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captain-snark:

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icyarguments:

Because why go outside (gasp!) and get involved when you can just like and reblog posts from the comfort of your home.

Because sometimes you’re young, and can’t leave your area, or parents won’t let You get involved. so the only thing you can do is spread the message so someone who can help will see it. 

"Aaaand made a comic to make people feel bad about themselves, when I’m not doing anything either. Gee that was good use of my time." 

sometimes people are disabled, and cant leave their homes. sometimes protests can literally result in people dying.  

spread of information is IMPORTANT and has its own place in activism. dont discredit it. any of the protests i personally have been to, i wouldnt have known about or been encouraged to go to if NOT for online activism.

People who are simply spreading the word are still performing activism. It’s not like I can jump on a plane and skip on over to Ferguson and help people there. But I can at least do my part by keeping the documentation of actual first witnesses alive and circulating. I know plenty of my friends were completely unaware of it all until I started reblogging testimonials and videos. They were ready to believe big news media outlets that victimized the police. The internet is a fantastic way to spread news to people who would otherwise be 100% in the dark. Awareness is just as important as physical activism. 

Yea because why not go to that one place when you could reach a global audience and helping to educate through a perfectly valid form of activism. Also, this is fucking ableist as shit. 

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frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

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thefrogman:

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graveyarddirt
look at what this bear did omg

I love how the bear goes straight back to eating its fruit and vegetables after rescuing the bird, but I love that little corvid body wiggle the crow does once it drops the playing dead routine even more.

Thanks for the link, christopheralopez. <3

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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Woops, there it is. (x)

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

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