Sherlock: I don't have friends.
Merlin: All my friends are dead.
Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.


ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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well

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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

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hallucifer:

thesp8game:

deanisanactualprincess:

arielfeola:

My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!

wow omg

 

i just thought that was a pic of younger mark pellegrino!

so now we have “cousin matt” and “my friend caleb”

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getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

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this-sexy-blog:

notmydivisionsweetie:

watchtheskytonight:

castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

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How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast

We have really good taxi drivers.

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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

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You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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Idk I just find this beautiful 

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

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unseendaydream:

I made a thing

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northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

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dragqueenmerlin:

boys can u not

also:

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realaguss-the-fanwarrior:

zuviosgemini:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

There’s something about this gif that speaks to me on a spiritual level.

realaguss-the-fanwarrior:

zuviosgemini:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

There’s something about this gif that speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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dragontattooed:

STOP SCROLLING

You get a hug for being you.

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CONTINUE SCROLLING

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-annoying:

who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn

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